Me: wHY DIDN'T I LISTEN OH MY GOD
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
It’s okay Pluto. We still love you. Don’t listen to the mean bullies who don’t acknowledge you as a planet just because they’re bigger than you.
i ship pluto x neptune
#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping
3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
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When I drop food on the floor.
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133,466 playshistory test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
My Mom and I were watching TV when the John Carter trailer came on…
Mom: Oh, really, they’re doing that movie again?
Me: Yeah, I think it’s a reboot? It looks okay.
Mom: Yeah, isn’t that Pocahantas?
Me: ………….
Mom: …………..
Me: …………..
Mom: Oh wait that was John Smith.
